The name of this hideous LP is “Just One Minute.” Just one second is what it’d take me to run away from this scarecrow. Look at this cover, she looks like a real bat. Not some Hollywood latex Catwoman costume crap but a real bat. Like the creatures that hang off a cave ceiling. Look at the gold chain. Did she steal that thing from Mr. T?

The names of the songs on the back side are too sappy. “Why Should I Suffer When I Love You” or “Give Me Your Lips, Give.” Yuck.